You know it's hot when....
- Hot water comes out of both taps.
- The best parking spot is determined by shade, not distance.
- The temperature drops below 32c and you feel chilly.
- You curse light rain showers because they don't cool anything down, they just add steam.
- You discover in summer it only takes two fingers to steer a car.
- You discover you can get sunburnt through your windscreen.
- You develop a fear of metal door handles, leather seats and seat belt buckles.
- You break a sweat the instant you step outside, even at 7am.
- You realise bitumen has a liquid state.
- You can't use candles during a romantic dinner, because they melted at lunch time.
- You can't hear or think any more because of the cicadas.
- While walking barefoot to your car, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the carpark.
- You catch a cold from having the aircon on full blast all night long.
- You learn that shopping centres are temples to air conditioning with shops thrown in.
- Sticking your head in the freezer and standing in your open fridge are both considered normal.
- A cup full of ice is considered a great snack.
- A power blackout is life threatening because your aircon and fans stop.
- No one cares if you walk around with no shoes on. Heck, unless it's a formal occasion no one cares if you skip the shirt too.
- You keep anything in the fridge... including potatoes, bread and clothing.
- You can move faster than an Olympic sprinter when you have groceries waiting outside in the car.
- You'll drive to another state on errands, because your car has aircon and your house does not.
- The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower.
- You will wait patiently until the day it starts raining to go for a run.
- You worry your ceiling fan is spinning so fast the blades will break off and kill you.
- You laugh at this list.
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